The Initial Meet & Greet

These humans have been tracking me for weeks! I tried to avoid this… But if it’s a fight they want, then it’s a fight they’ll get!

Wait… What are you doing? GET OUT OF HERE, YOU IDIOT! Is… is she trying to do the Lunar spell? Are you kidding me? I’m trying to stay under the radar! Couldn’t she just smite them or something? Humans are always so damn dramatic. Shit, I need to close my eyes.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1… Okay, I think it’s safe to open them now…

Oh, great… Now they’re all dead. What am I supposed to do now? Or… wait… What’s that thing she’s staring at? It’s like she’s communicating with someone. Ugh… She better have a good explanation for this. I was planning to take them down one by one, savor the hunt, and enjoy a proper feast… Maybe I should just eat her instead.

Oh, no… She looks frustrated… Why is she looking at me? Don’t come any closer… Should I say something? No… I can’t risk it. Humans cannot be trusted. I won’t end up locked in a cage, sold to some circus. Get away from me… Get that filthy human hand away from me, or I’ll bite! AaAaAHHHhHhh~

Oh gosh… This feels so good… Should I roll over? No, I’m not that easy… But… But… Ah, screw it… It’s not every day you get a belly rub like this. Fine, I’ll submit. She seems like a nice person. Here we go… Oh, that’s the spot… Right there… Her fingers are so soft. I could just fall asleep right……now…. zZzzZzZzzZzz…

How long was I out? Where is she? What’s she doing now? Oh, come on… Just leave the bodies. Who cares? The birds will take care of it. We need to get out of here before anyone sees us. Is she seriously digging a hole for each corpse? What is it with humans and their morals? Those bodies are just going to decompose anyway. This is ridiculous… Why am I even talking to myself?

Maybe I should say something? Or should I just leave? If I leave her here, she’ll probably end up dead. But I don’t have time for this—I need to get home.

Okay, here goes… 

Zach: “May I suggest you dig one big hole and just dump everything, I mean everyone inside to save time?” 

And there it is—that look again. Why does everyone give me the same look when they realize I can talk? Ugh… Here comes the explanation…

Zach: “Look, don’t freak out… My name is Zachariah, but you can call me Zach. I mean no harm; I’m not going to hurt you. However, you’re taking up too much of my time, and I really need to get home to my human.”

Olivia: “You… You talk?” 

No, shit… Alright, Zach, play it cool. Don’t scare them off like last time. Let’s use the calm voice this time.

Zach: “It’s okay, I’ll just sit here while you organize your thoughts. Take your time… But not too long” 

hahahah

How long is she going to stand there with her mouth open? Maybe I should say something… Oh wait… She’s going to say something. 

Olivia: “My name is Olivia, It’s nice to meet you. I’m sorry I freaked out, please don’t kill me. I’ve never seen a talking dog before. I’m a dog person. I have two pugs at home, I can show you pictures.”

A DOG??? Did she just call me a dog???? SHE THINKS I’M A DOG!!!! I should just kill her right now… No, stop it! I need to control my anger. I’ll calmly explain that I am a wolf… not a dog…

Zach: “I’m actually a wolf, not a dog. Please don’t be mistaken; it’s quite an insult.”

Olivia: Oh, I’m sorry… My mistake… I’ve never seen a wolf before. I just thought you’re a husky mixed…

MIXED????????????

Olivia: “I didn’t mean to offend you. Wi… Will you excuse me for a second? I need to ask my friends something.”

This… This woman… Ugh! What is that glowing thing she’s staring at? Friends? What friends? Ugh, I’ll never understand humans. I’m so hungry… Maybe I could gnaw on one of these legs. But it’s not as fun when they’re not screaming for their lives—no excitement at all… Sigh, I better not scare her. I’ll just wait… Or maybe… I should just eat her…

OIivia: “Zach?”

Zach: “Yes?”

Olivia: “Should we have some food before we leave?”

YES! What… did… did she just read my mind? Okay, I better stay calm. Otherwise my tail will start wagging. 

Zach: “I thought you’d never ask. I’ll get the firewood to start the fire”